Christmas

So, It’s almost Christmas, and whadda you know – Even I’M excited!!!

I’ll try to update on Christmas Day, but I will be opening PRESENTS!!!
I’ll also be giving them out! To receive some ‘Christmas Cheer’ from me just message me! Remember to open your PREZZIES from under the TREE!

DECORATE THE TREE
DECORATE THE TREE
OPEN YOUR PREZZIES
OPEN YOUR PREZZIES
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#EverydayIsHalloween … *evil laugh*

This is amazing!!! I hope you enjoy it as much as me 😀 XD
Trick or treat – FOREVER

Finding Faeries

Happy Friday! I finished all my morning running amok and am prepared to attempt another short story keeping with the challenge set by the Midnight Society, which you can read here and JOIN IN THE FUN!

Today’s word… drumrollllllll …

Candy.

And how the heck is that scary? A sugar high? Cavities at the next dental visit? As frightening as the thought of drills and gloved hands sticking needles in my gums are, I think I’ll go a different direction. Let’s see where my twisted mind goes… shall we?

Desire

Dark eyes stare at me through the holes of my mask. Black eyes. Frantic eyes.

“Trick-or-treat.” The whisper sends shivers racing along my spine.

I tug the mask from my face, the cool air a shock.

An old woman shifts nervously on her feet, her shoulders hunched, a plastic pitchfork clutched in one hand. Devil horns peek out of her wispy white hair. “Trick-or-treat.” An evil cackle trickles from…

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I’m So Bored

I am REALLY bored. I’m probably boring you too, imaginary people. Lol, I’m not crazy, I just hope that someone is reading.

I don’t know what to do. It’s 2 in the morning, I’m watching Family Guy, an I’M BORED!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone one at this time? Probably not. I will use this as a diary, but not all that ‘Dear Diary’ Crap. I write casually. In Family Guy, Peter’s dad is working at Happy Go Lucky Toys Inc., where Peter works. He does his job super-fast, and is hired immediately. Peter’s dad then fires Peter. Peter goes after the Pope. Lois is TOTALLY at awe when she finds he’s kidnapped the Pope. There’s then a flashback where Peter opens the door of a plane and it crashes and you here his laugh – hehehehehehehehe. The pope tells him it only matters what he thinks. Peter talks to the Tin Man and Scarecrow, when he’s meant to speak to the Pope. Peter’s dad sees the Pope and says he’s stupid because the Pope calls Peter good, and that he has the patience of a saint.

Peter’s dad says he loves him with all his heart, but doesn’t like him. Peter says the same back. Peter gets his job back, and the Pope gives his Dad a job, as his BODYGUARD!!! HOW FUNNY!

Peter’s mum arrives, looking for a place to stay, and they go ‘INTO THE POD‘ , which I think blasts them into space. I was watching while writing and lost the plot a bit (Ha Ha)

Continued – Now watching American Dad

This episode is called Office Spaceman – Where Roger sells pictures of himself – the alien – to a reporter.

The program starts with the normal song, but Stan sees the paper and it’s a pic of Roger. Roger says someone must have saw him – ’cause he was drinking. You then see him burst into the reporter’s office. Stan’s boss sets Stan in charge of the alien task force. The news report reads ‘ALIEN SEEN AGAIN’

Roger speaks to a bird, saying HE’S a pretty princess, not the bird. Roger says Stan’s lips are puffy. Roger promises not to leave the house, and to take no more CANDID pics.

The next scene, Francine throws out a (black) girl. She says she is not comfortable having ‘Their kind’ In her house. Steve and Hailey see. Roger goes to the news office, and people from the CIA burst in. Roger is the boss of Stan, and calls him Mortimer James. He calls himself Parker Peters.

Roger completely abuses his position in the CIA, spending loads! Stan reports him, and they find he is the alien (they think Stan is) so they try and take him apart. Stan exposes Roger. Stan frees Roger.

MEANWHILE

Steve and Hailey bring black guys home, and find that it is not blacks, but lefties that Francine hates.

Steve and Hailey go to the orphanage Francine’s from. They found she was forced to be a rightie when she’s a leftie. They make her use her left hand, and she cuts Steve’s throat. The episode then finished.

Me reading a book :D:D:D:D

Closing the book, I find I have left my head inside. It is dark in here, but the chapters open their beautiful spaces and give a rustling sound, words adjusting themselves to their meaning. Long passages open at successive pages. An echo, continuous from the title onward, hums behind me.

From in here, the world looms, a jungle redeemed by these linked sentences carved out when an author traveled and a reader dept the way open. When this book ends I will pull it inside out like a sock and throw it back in the library. But the rumor of it will haunt all that follows in my life…

Mary and the doll’s house

It was the holidays. Mary was bored. They had cleaned out all of the closets, the basement, and everything in sight. She looked at her toys. The teddies lined up on the shelves, the various toys scattered across the floor, and the biggest of all, the doll’s house. She played with the teddies for a few hours, then went on her laptop. 10 minutes until bed.  She looked at the doll’s house. The curtains moved. No… They couldn’t have, she looked again. Two pairs of eyes. Since it was nearly her bed time, Mary threw a blanket over the house, changed, and jumped into bed…

TO BE CONTINUED

Gangsta Granny: By David Walliams

Gangsta Granny was David Walliams’ first book. The book is about a boy named Ben, his ‘Gangsta’ granny and his parents, who are obsessed with the TV show ‘Strictly Stars Dancing’. His mother is obsessed with the dancing star, Flavio Flavioli, and his father watches on, mesmerised with the complicated steps of the dancers.

At one of his daily stays at his granny’s house, Ben discovers that, in an old biscuit tin, his granny has been hiding a very strange collection. There is a wide range of precious jewels and stones in Granny’s biscuit tin!

What is Ben’s Granny’s secret? What will she do if she finds out about it?

I hope you will be reading this book as I thoroughly enjoyed it. Even on the blurb, in the words of an 11-year old, he said

< This is the best book I’ve ever read! >